Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I'm 27 years old! I can't even hold a big newspaper!

Topics that can be covered in a 3-hour meeting about next year's campaign plans:

  • Halloween costumes on pets
  • Facebook (although I'm not even there. Could someone explain vampire armies to me??!!!)
  • ice hockey
  • methods of birth control and the bean jar married sex theory
  • burnouts and boreouts
  • Red Nose Day
  • sweets that we used to make as kids (they were called "nigger balls")
  • how to survive with 8,5 euros per day (note to self: don't arrange next meeting in a cafeteria)

Oh, and finally: materials for next year's campaign. :) That took about 10 minutes.


(And I'm obviously older than 27 years. The headline is from Smack the Pony, where two young women are trying to sound very professional in the back of the taxi. Until one of them reveals her true self!)

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Things I forgot from the list (thank you, Mira!):

  • nurses' strike
  • Britney Spears
  • the essence of being & enemas